How To reward Excellent Human Behaviour
To have control, peace, and harmony in your home, you need humans to behave according to your wishes. They are simple beings. But need encouragement to continue to behave well. Think of encouraging as humans do to dogs in their life. When dogs perform well, they are...
Are Your Humans Trying To Control You?
Sometimes your human servants forget their place in your world. And it’s shocking to discover that your human obedience training has been forgotten. I know I couldn’t believe it when it happened to me. One day they were about to feed me. And made a big fuss of this...
Successfully Retrain Your Needy Humans
All is not lost if you have needy human servants, my feline friends. There is help at hand. You do not have to put up with this outrageous behaviour. Or leave your domain. Here are my top tips to retrain your needy humans. First give them your best stare. They will...
Unacceptable Human Bedroom Habits
You know humans have some strange habits, don’t you? But I find their sleeping habits particularly weird. For starters, they only get about 7 to 9 hours sleep a day. Some even less. Maybe that’s why free human servants seem hyperactive at times. And they sleep at...
5 Signs You Own A Needy Human Servant
A needy human can be dangerous to cats. Knowing their place as your free human servant is excellent. However, having a needy human around can interrupt your ideal life. It’s important to recognise the signs so you can train them to get out of this outrageous...
How To Mess With Your Human’s Mind
Sometimes just for the fun of it, you want to mess with their mind. Other times it’s because free human servants need a wake-up call. Especially when they try to gain control over you. Whatever the reasons, it keeps them on their toes and reminds them who the boss is....