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How To Mess With Your Human’s Mind

How To Mess With Your Human’s Mind

Sometimes just for the fun of it, you want to mess with their mind. Other times it’s because free human servants need a wake-up call. Especially when they try to gain control over you. Whatever the reasons, it keeps them on their toes and reminds them who the boss is....
How To Toilet Train Your Human Servants

How To Toilet Train Your Human Servants

Don’t you hate it when your cat litter box is full of shit? It is only natural to want a clean cat litter tray. After all, humans have a white thing called a toilet. Their pee and shit get flushed every time they use it. Unless they are dirty. Unfortunately, not all...
How To Annoy The Shit Out Of Visitors

How To Annoy The Shit Out Of Visitors

Visitors are intruders into your domain. They often come into your kingdom without your permission. So, it is only right to annoy the shit out of intruders to the best of your ability. Trust me, my feline friends, it is fun and very satisfying. But you only do it with...
6 Signs Your Human Servant Is A Secret Dog Lover

6 Signs Your Human Servant Is A Secret Dog Lover

I know it is strange. But some humans like dogs. They even allow those with sloppy tongues and drool into their homes. Weird. Now any smart human servant should realise that having a cat control their life should be enough. But alas, some are stupid. They may even be...
Are Your Human Servants Cheating On You?

Are Your Human Servants Cheating On You?

You may be shocked to discover that not all humans are faithful. Even if they have been your loyal free human servants for years, they may be tempted to cheat on you. And be a secret dog lover. I know it is a difficult thing to face. But it’s best to be on the lookout...