My feline friends and I meow absolutely not. And after all, it is never a meow lie when our eyes are closed, sleeping in the sun while wearing a bow tie. Okay, maybe a tiny itsy bitsy cat meow fib. Which is nothing as serious as a human lie. Such as telling us we are...

It was shocking. I still shudder at the thought of the nightmare. It started innocently. I was snuggled under my human's doona and blankets, falling into a deep sleep on a cold night. I was dreaming of eating my food and sleeping on my human's lap in the sun....

There I was, meowing softly to remind my human it was 30 minutes until my dinner time. As time was nearing when I was to be fed, the shiny black thing that humans love to talk to belted out an ear-piercing sound. Instead of ignoring the thing, my human talked to it to...

I know you have all had embarrassing moments. The wrong place and the wrong time. Luckily it doesn’t happen to cats. This is all about farts. You know the deadly, silent stinky ones that will clear a room in 3 seconds. These farts are acceptable if you are alone in...

Apart from ourselves, of course. Our loyal human servants wish, dream and hope we obey them. One day they think cats will do what they say. Like get up and exercise. We think they should embrace their dreams and hopes. Even if, in this instance, it will not occur. The...

There is a lot of fake news and loads of myths about cats and dogs. It is time to set the record straight once and for all. It is known that dogs are inferior to cats. After all, which animal dominates the internet.  Cats, of course. This is according to my extensive...