In our minds, cats are not spoilt.
We only want a life detailed in the Cat Constitution that was written centuries ago.
I have written about this in my book – Funny Ways Cats Train Humans.
You must deliver certain cat rights daily if you, dear humans, want a blissful life with us.
One right concerns the weather.
It is written in the Cat Constitution that we should never be too cold or hot.
At the moment where I live, it is freezing. Not snowing, but cold enough that I do not even want to venture onto my verandah to survey my acreage domain. And that makes me upset.
So, I it is my right that my humans wrap me up in my cosy rug on my favourite sofa on this very cold day. Luckily I have trained them well to meet my needs.
I am happy to lie under it all day until it is time to yowl for my dinner.