If In Doubt, Blame Others

Cat quotes blame the dog

I know you have all had embarrassing moments.

The wrong place and the wrong time.

Luckily it doesn’t happen to cats.

This is all about farts. You know the deadly, silent stinky ones that will clear a room in 3 seconds.

These farts are acceptable if you are alone in the bathroom, of course. But never with other people around. An never, ever when in bed with your cat who is sleeping under the blankets. That is never acceptable.

But never fear if you do one of these unpleasant farts. Especially if you have other people around you.

All you have to do is make sure you have a dog nearby. Be the first to cry out and point to the dog. Hold you nose, And say out loud the dog’s name, looking disgusted.

The majority of times, others will believe you, and luckily the dog will think they have done something wrong. And slowly walk aware looking guilty.

Problem solved.