
Cat Reveals Secret Ways Cats Train Humans
Need a laugh? Well, you are in for a treat. Until now my feline friends and I have kept our secret ways to ourselves. Now it is available for you to enjoy. In A Cat's Opinion: Funny Ways Cats Train Humans, I reveal the secret and I think hilarious ways we get you...

Cat Brilliantly Imitates His Idol
I enjoy my peaceful life with my humans, sleeping in the sun and snuggling with them. They and I know I am in total control of my domain which I say in all modesty. However, sometimes I look to my feline idols when I want to express myself boldly. And my idols are the...

Day 2 Reward Humans Week
Today I gave a big reward to my humans. It took a lot of effort, and I had to dig deep to provide this reward. It is unnatural for any cat, especially me, not to remind my humans that I needed to be fed. But after a short time meditating to get me into the Zen zone, I...

Cat Demands His Rights
In our minds, cats are not spoilt. We only want a life detailed in the Cat Constitution that was written centuries ago. I have written about this in my book – Funny Ways Cats Train Humans. You must deliver certain cat rights daily if you, dear humans, want a blissful...

Cat Makes Surprising Confession
I have hidden my secret for many years. But I feel at my age (nearly 14), it is time to come clean with my humans and feline friends. When I was a kitten, I liked these cardboard things called boxes. I jumped in and out of them, put Big Sock in them, and play with it....

Would Your Cat Lie To You?
My feline friends and I meow absolutely not. And after all, it is never a meow lie when our eyes are closed, sleeping in the sun while wearing a bow tie. Okay, maybe a tiny itsy bitsy cat meow fib. Which is nothing as serious as a human lie. Such as telling us we are...