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How To reward Excellent Human Behaviour

How To reward Excellent Human Behaviour

To have control, peace, and harmony in your home, you need humans to behave according to your wishes. They are simple beings. But need encouragement to continue to behave well. Think of encouraging as humans do to dogs in their life. When dogs perform well, they are...
Are Your Humans Trying To Control You?

Are Your Humans Trying To Control You?

Sometimes your human servants forget their place in your world. And it’s shocking to discover that your human obedience training has been forgotten. I know I couldn’t believe it when it happened to me. One day they were about to feed me. And made a big fuss of this...
Unacceptable  Human Bedroom Habits

Unacceptable Human Bedroom Habits

You know humans have some strange habits, don’t you? But I find their sleeping habits particularly weird. For starters, they only get about 7 to 9 hours sleep a day. Some even less. Maybe that’s why free human servants seem hyperactive at times. And they sleep at...
5 Signs You Own A Needy Human Servant

5 Signs You Own A Needy Human Servant

A needy human can be dangerous to cats. Knowing their place as your free human servant is excellent.  However, having a needy human around can interrupt your ideal life. It’s important to recognise the signs so you can train them to get out of this outrageous...
How To Annoy The Shit Out Of Visitors

How To Annoy The Shit Out Of Visitors

Visitors are intruders into your domain. They often come into your kingdom without your permission. So, it is only right to annoy the shit out of intruders to the best of your ability. Trust me, my feline friends, it is fun and very satisfying. But you only do it with...
6 Signs Your Human Servant Is A Secret Dog Lover

6 Signs Your Human Servant Is A Secret Dog Lover

I know it is strange. But some humans like dogs. They even allow those with sloppy tongues and drool into their homes. Weird. Now any smart human servant should realise that having a cat control their life should be enough. But alas, some are stupid. They may even be...