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Successfully Retrain Your Needy Humans

Successfully Retrain Your Needy Humans

All is not lost if you have needy human servants, my feline friends. There is help at hand. You do not have to put up with this outrageous behaviour. Or leave your domain. Here are my top tips to retrain your needy humans. First give them your best stare. They will...
How To Mess With Your Human’s Mind

How To Mess With Your Human’s Mind

Sometimes just for the fun of it, you want to mess with their mind. Other times it’s because free human servants need a wake-up call. Especially when they try to gain control over you. Whatever the reasons, it keeps them on their toes and reminds them who the boss is....
How To Toilet Train Your Human Servants

How To Toilet Train Your Human Servants

Don’t you hate it when your cat litter box is full of shit? It is only natural to want a clean cat litter tray. After all, humans have a white thing called a toilet. Their pee and shit get flushed every time they use it. Unless they are dirty. Unfortunately, not all...