Train Humans Successfully
Since kittenhood, I realised when you select your humans, they don’t come with a training manual. I meowdated this ebook and it’s full of tips and tactics so you can enjoy an ideal life. This Ultimate Cat Guide is funny, well I think so. It’s for you my feline friends and humans who love cats.
Why You Should Train Humans
Before I go into specific training, it is necessary to understand what human training is all about.
What is human training?
According to a thing called a dictionary, it is education, instruction, and discipline of humans. These 3 instructions will make sure your free loyal human servants (FLHS) perform their duties correctly. Some will learn quickly; however, others may need more intensive training. And unfortunately, some humans will need retraining throughout your life. It doesn’t matter if you view training as manipulation as the end result is the same.
It was written long ago, cats control humans. It was a fact that even the Egyptians centuries ago were under the control of cats. You were, in fact, worshipped as Gods. It was written in the Cat Constitution. So human training for control is right for cats to do. Training your humans is not evil. Well, maybe just a little. It is just the way life should be. You should be aware of and keep a keen eye out for any human who tries to control you. This is not right, and it should never be tolerated. You command. Humans obey. This is my motto. There are many benefits for you, my feline friends when you successfully train your humans. They include:
Total control over your domain.
Whether you live in an apartment or a house with acres of land, all are classified as your domain. To be useful as free loyal human servants, they need your rules to follow. When you have successfully trained or manipulated them, they will obey all your commands on time whenever you want.
Peace of mind.
When humans have been successfully trained, you never have to worry if you make a mistake. This is because they will feel guilty that they caused you to make a mistake.
Control over your humans at a minimal cost to you.
At times during your human training, you may wish to reward them to encourage excellent behaviour. The small price is an occasional purr, meow or slow eye blink.
Makes them better loyal free human servants.
Training success means they will anticipate your needs and demands with no fuss. Now you understand why you should train your free loyal human servants (FLHS) it is time to look at the first step.
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